Joined: Mon May 14, 2007 11:00 am Posts: 1133 Location: Monterey, CA
Eureka !!!!!!!
INTRODUCTORY OFFER BE THE FIRST KID ON THE BLOCK TO OWN ONE!
COMING SOON. Dr. Hanneman's Magic Portable Electronic Pocket Size "Paraeba Picker" Test System.
All for less than $100. Postage $10 in US. (Foreign $15) (weight 8 oz.)
Is it or isn't it Paraeba? Instant answers at the blink of an "Eye".
Rough or faceted gems. Bring them on. Works anywhere, Day or Night. You will need a flashlight to see by.
SAVE Hundreds of dollars. No more need for expensive Copper analyses.
And that's not all. !!!
Place your order before midnight DECEMBER 31 and receive a Free Hanneman Garnet Refractometer with an autographed picture of its famous (?) inventor.
Delivery after the first of the year.
You can see it all at Tucson. Free Testing—if you can find me walking the lobby of the Community Center. But that is too late for you to take advantage of this fantastic offer. Order now!!
Don't ask me how it works—its magic. Nevertheless, It does work. Have I ever lied to you?
Satisfaction Guaranteed or your money back.
WAIT, there is still more.
The first ten orders will receive a FREE Hanneman Diamond Eye (battery not included). This world acclaimed reflectivity meter has been serving gemologists for over 30 years. Compare with other reflectivity meters costing hundred of dollars more. Oh Heck, I'm a good guy, I'll send one with each order.
------------------- This ad has been placed here for GO readers because I believe gemology should be fun for all and with the full certainty most readers won't understand what a great deal this really is and will fail to take advantage of it. I do not expect to go broke.
Joined: Fri Nov 12, 2010 11:37 pm Posts: 237 Location: Warsaw, IN
You know I would expect to pay at least $500 for such a brilliant product. But now the wonderful Dr. is making this special deal. I suppose if we asked really nicely he may even let us buy 1 for double price and get a second one free!!!!!!
Life just isn't worth much if we can't laugh.
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Joined: Thu Dec 13, 2007 3:42 pm Posts: 4091 Location: the Netherlands
Hehe... I'm sold...
you better get yourself a paypal account dr Bill... I'll grab one of your package deals, please. With the US$ going where it's going you'll end up owing me money if we don't do this quick...
Joined: Sun Oct 16, 2005 12:22 pm Posts: 21602 Location: San Francisco
Tim's advice is excellent. Set up a PayPal Account and although there will be approximately $3 processing fee per order, it will save you a trip to the bank.
PayPal deposits your earnings into their PayPal account hoping you will use it to purchase another item through PayPal but you can request the funds to be deposited into the account of your choice eventually.
Joined: Mon May 14, 2007 11:00 am Posts: 1133 Location: Monterey, CA
Barbra Voltaire wrote:
Tim's advice is excellent. Set up a PayPal Account and although there will be approximately $3 processing fee per order, it will save you a trip to the bank.
OK, you win. I'll look into PayPal and will get back to you (and those who sent PMs) with further details.
Just to keep you up to date, delivery is not scheduled til next year.
Interestingly, the first order I received this morning was from Alan Hodgkinson, but I am not going to sell him one. Instead, after he has tested one, I expect him to introduce the item in his talks to the NAJA and AGA at Tucson. That is, if it meets with his approval. If not, I shall just slink away and since I haven't taken anyone's money yet I don't suppose the authorities will be looking for me.
Definitely count me in. No percentage to Paypal if I send it, so let me know which method you prefer, and where to send it if snail mail is your choice. Thanks!
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